RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! TOSS

Howdy folks, it's time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than the greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about drawn-out tales here. Keep it sweet, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to the point, speak your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than we can